1 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:39,477 Sue, don't misunderstand me, please. 2 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:41,832 Sue, I'm not complaining about your work. 3 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:43,960 I have your latest piece right here in front of me 4 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:45,753 and it's terrific, it's great. 5 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:47,948 It's just that you were due back here yesterday. 6 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:51,467 Yeah, but Richard, there's one more story I just have to do. 7 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,052 There's always one more story. 8 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,121 No, but would you listen to this? 9 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:58,000 Last month this guy in the Northern Territory 10 00:00:58,016 --> 00:00:59,809 was attacked by a crocodile. 11 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:01,477 The thing bit his leg right off, 12 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:04,081 left him there to die 100 miles from nowhere. 13 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:06,732 A week later, he crawls out of the bush, 14 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,380 gets patched up and disappears. 15 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:10,444 No interviews, no pictures, nothing. 16 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:12,388 - So? - I tracked him down. 17 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:16,727 He runs a safari business out of somewhere called Walkabout Creek. 18 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,179 And his name... 19 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:20,681 Get this... 20 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:24,310 Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee. 21 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:26,877 Sue, even if this thing is for real, 22 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:28,776 it could take you weeks to nail him down. 23 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:29,986 Will you trust me? 24 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:31,966 I already made arrangements to meet him. 25 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:33,801 I've got a chopper meeting the plane at Darwin. 26 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:35,119 I'll be there tonight. 27 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:37,743 Well... 28 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:39,749 Okay. 29 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,268 I really miss you, darling. 30 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:43,461 I miss you, too, honey. 31 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:44,520 Take care now. 32 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,373 Don't worry. I'm a New Yorker. 33 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,359 Hi. 34 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:40,450 Walter Reilly, Never Never Safaris. 35 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,847 I'm Mr. Dundee's business partner. 36 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,140 Nice to meet you, Mr. Reilly. 37 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:46,434 Oh, please, call me Walter. 38 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:48,629 We're pretty informal in the bush. 39 00:03:58,155 --> 00:03:59,928 No, uh, let me. 40 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,302 There you go. 41 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,308 - You all right? - Yes. 42 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:17,631 I'm sorry that Mr. Dundee isn't here himself to meet you. 43 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:21,782 But he is here in town. Somewhere. 44 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,147 Welcome to Walkabout Creek. 45 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:05,079 Hmm. 46 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:10,017 Oh, I took the liberty of booking you into our hotel. 47 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:11,811 I trust that's in order? 48 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,334 Sounds just fine. 49 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,461 There's just one other thing. 50 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:16,607 Uh... 51 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:21,339 You did say that you were prepared to pay the $2,500? 52 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,006 Absolutely. 53 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:26,518 And I will see where he was attacked and how he survived? 54 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:31,140 Miss, I assure you, you're gonna spend a few wonderful days here. 55 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:55,084 Come on, fellas. Five bucks, anyone who can make Donk spill it. 56 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:58,758 So tell me, what's the sideshow all about? 57 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:02,194 Oh, that's just the boys having fun and games. 58 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,696 You see, Donk's never spilled a drop. 59 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,677 - We're a pretty tough breed up here. - Mmm-hmm. 60 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:07,266 Ooh! 61 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,788 And your Mr. Dundee, does he... 62 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,937 No, no, no. No, no, he's very reserved. 63 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,231 He's a legend up here. 64 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:20,671 I mean, there he was out there doing a quiet spot of fishing, 65 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:22,615 when all of a sudden... Bang! 66 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:25,110 This giant crocodile came up, 67 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,738 turned him over, bit half his leg off, 68 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:30,331 dragged him down under. 69 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,035 Killed it, of course. 70 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:38,882 I mean, any normal man would have just turned up his toes and died. 71 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:44,137 But not our Mick. No. 72 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,803 Hundreds of miles... 73 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:50,059 Snake-infested swamps... 74 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:53,392 On his hands and knees... 75 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:57,316 He crawled right into Katherine. 76 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,209 Straight past the hospital 77 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:02,109 and into the first pub for a beer. 78 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:06,993 That story's getting better every time you tell it, Wally. 79 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:16,457 No, we handle ourselves pretty well up here in the bush, Miss. 80 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:18,497 But if you're talking legend... 81 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:31,051 Oh, my God! 82 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:46,340 Two beers, Ida. 83 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:48,409 One for me, one for me mate. 84 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:51,071 "One for your mate," you mad bugger. 85 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,080 Oh, hang on. 86 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:59,504 I'm sorry if that frightened you, Miss. 87 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:02,165 You see, it's stuffed. 88 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:05,794 Him and me both, Wal. 89 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,937 Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee. 90 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,349 Never Never Safaris. 91 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:22,360 Yeah. Um, never go outwith us, 92 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:25,189 if you do, you'll never come back. Right, Wal? 93 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:28,028 Sue Charlton, Newsday. 94 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,533 Yeah, I thought you might be. 95 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,934 Uh, here, Wal. Mind Cyril for me 96 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:43,165 while I dance with this charming young lady. 97 00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:01,232 Legend has it a crocodile took half your leg off. 98 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,959 Uh, well, a slight exaggeration. 99 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,312 Um... 100 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:07,238 More like a love bite, really. 101 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:13,327 Anyhow, enough about me leg. 102 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:15,780 Let me tell you about the rest of me. 103 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:20,809 Up north in the Never Never, where the land is harsh and bare, 104 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:23,604 lives a mighty hunter named Mick Dundee, 105 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,878 who can dance like Fred Astaire. 106 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,542 Smooth shag, eh? 107 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,652 What did you say the name of this clown was? 108 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:31,845 Mick Dundee. 109 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:35,638 He's the bloke that was grabbed by a croc on the Rapid River. 110 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,181 What was he doing up there? 111 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,855 It's full of crocs. What do you reckon he was doing? 112 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:42,937 Just a bloody poacher, eh? 113 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,667 Listen, you do understand 114 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:47,941 I want you to take me out where you were attacked, 115 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,444 show me how you survived. 116 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,675 Oh, well, I don't know, just the two of us out there alone? 117 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,296 I've got me reputation to think about. 118 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,830 Hey, Dundee. 119 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:00,891 Where can a man shoot a few crocs around here, eh? 120 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:09,084 How would I know, shit-for-brains? 121 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,175 Just relax. 122 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,282 Now, come on, Dundee. 123 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,118 Every man and his dog in the joint knows 124 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,517 you're nothing but a bloody croc poacher. 125 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:28,077 You better get your men out of here. 126 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,592 Oh, sorry about that. 127 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:38,663 But I won't have anyone using bad language in front of a lady. 128 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,498 Bad language? 129 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,665 Don't come back neither! 130 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:47,338 What was he saying about you being a poacher? 131 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:51,050 Uh, he was just trying to get a bite, that's all. 132 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:54,509 Donk, tonight's me lucky night. 133 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,280 You want to have a hit at the guts? 134 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:58,073 Here's a go, fellas. Good on you, Mick. 135 00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:00,973 Come on, guys, put your money on me. 136 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,071 Come on, Mick. 137 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,747 Give me a kiss, Donk. 138 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:35,303 I'm sorry. He's not normally like this. 139 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:38,135 I do apologize. It's just the drink. 140 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:41,350 You mean there's a serious side to him? Hmm. 141 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,304 I can hardly wait. 142 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,637 Uh, comfortable, Miss? 143 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,222 Wonderful country out here. 144 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,745 We think so. 145 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:18,403 Well, I hope you're not gonna be the strong, silent type. 146 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,506 - Me? - Reluctant to talk about yourself? 147 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,324 No. Favorite subject. 148 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,018 Great. Why "Crocodile"? 149 00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:25,971 Wal's idea. 150 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,814 He reckons it makes me more colorful for the tourist business. 151 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:34,980 How old are you? 152 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,421 Don't know. 153 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,839 Uh, what year is this? 154 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,132 You don't know? 155 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,885 Um, time doesn't mean much up here, Miss. 156 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,930 You see, um, the Aborigines don't have calendars. 157 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,182 I was raised by the local tribe. 158 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,935 I asked one of the tribal elders one day when I was born. 159 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,380 And he said, "In the summertime." 160 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,352 And is there a Mrs. Crocodile Dundee? 161 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,629 I was sort of married once. 162 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,483 - Nice girl. Good cook. Big... - Mick! 163 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:27,073 Anyway, I went off on walkabout. 164 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,041 When I came back, she'd gone. 165 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,752 A walkabout? 166 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,270 That's an Aboriginal habit. 167 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:38,421 It means to, uh, wander around and discover new places. 168 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,295 How long were you gone? 169 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,009 Couple months. 170 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,388 Try 18. 171 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,809 And she didn't wait? 172 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,302 Strange girl. 173 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,189 Yeah. 174 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,618 Out of the way, dopey! 175 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,631 Jesus... 176 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,936 That was amazing. 177 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:14,222 Mind over matter. 178 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,974 Old bushman's trick. 179 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:19,708 All right, Miss. All ashore. 180 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:26,401 Now, I'm going to leave you in Mick's capable hands, 181 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,676 and I'll meet you at the Echo Billabong on Wednesday. 182 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,699 2:20. We better get started. 183 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,634 2:20. 184 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,238 Yeah. Yes. That's the way that we do it in the bush. 185 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,472 Uh, don't you worry, Miss. 186 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:58,167 He's the best bushman in the territory. 187 00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,544 Best pupil I ever had. 188 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,542 You ready, lady? 189 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,503 Ready as I'll ever be. 190 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,485 Right, well, uh, till Wednesday. 191 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,213 - Cheerio. - Wednesday. 192 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:16,060 - What's today, Wal? - Monday. 193 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,227 Doesn't know. 194 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,028 Doesn't care. 195 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,277 Lucky bastard. 196 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:42,245 - You okay, lady? - Oh, I'm fine. 197 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,176 It's only about another hour to the river, 198 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,719 but you being a sheila, 199 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,672 it'll probably take two. 200 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,092 Well, I'll just do the best I can. 201 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:58,765 Yeah. 202 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:06,352 The water was running 20 foot up the bank during the wet season. 203 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,290 Here's what's left of me boat. 204 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,613 Now you can see where he sunk his teeth in. 205 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,182 My God. 206 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,638 How big was it? 207 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,599 Uh, 16, 18 foot, maybe. 208 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,809 And you were out here hunting crocodiles in that? 209 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,688 Nah, that's illegal. I was just fishing. 210 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,988 How did you get away? 211 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,930 Uh, see, crocs don't like fresh meat. 212 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,749 He wasn't trying to eat me on the spot. 213 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,935 He just wanted grab hold of me and take me down for a death roll. 214 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,128 A death roll? 215 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:10,215 Yeah. See, a croc will grab you, 216 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,668 take you down to the bottom of the water, 217 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:15,714 and roll you over and over and over till you stop kicking. 218 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:19,683 Then he'll take you away to his meat safe somewhere. 219 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,019 A rock ledge, log, 220 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:25,106 down under the water and jam you under it... 221 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,665 Tenderize you a bit. 222 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,938 Good eating. 223 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:33,254 Anyway, he wasn't happy with the grip he had on me, 224 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:36,362 so he let go to get a better one, and I talked him out of it. 225 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:37,909 Talked? 226 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,419 And you were just out here fishing? 227 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:57,596 Well, a barramundi's a bloody big fish. 228 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,721 It'll be getting dark soon. 229 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,852 I'll take you to where I camped the first night. 230 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,350 You married? 231 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:28,623 Was once... 232 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,289 To the original rebel. 233 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,415 What happened? 234 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,002 You name it, we marched... 235 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:38,926 Anti-nuke, women's lib, save the whales. 236 00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:42,824 He's probably marching right now for the gay Nazis or something. 237 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,927 Hmm. Sounds like a prize ratbag. 238 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,013 Oh, he meant well. 239 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:50,106 Haven't you ever protested anything? 240 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:52,894 Sure. Every time I get thrown out of the pub. 241 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,024 Come on, I'm serious. 242 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:58,339 I mean, where would someone like you stand on, 243 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,008 say, the nuclear debate? 244 00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,827 What do you think about the arms race? 245 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,366 None of my business. 246 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,786 None of your business? 247 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,367 How can you say that? 248 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,289 It's everybody's business. 249 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:12,793 Got to have an opinion. Got to have a voice. 250 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,466 Who's going to hear it out here? 251 00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,507 Okay. 252 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,282 Something closer to home. 253 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,227 Uh... The Aborigines. 254 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:29,806 What do you think about their claims to get the land back? 255 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,309 Ah, well, you see, 256 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,485 Aborigines don't own the land. 257 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,775 They belong to it. 258 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,573 It's like their mother. 259 00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,782 See those rocks sticking up there? 260 00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:47,161 Been standing up there for 600 million years. 261 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,996 Still be there when you and I are gone. 262 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,628 So arguing over who owns them 263 00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:59,051 is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on. 264 00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:02,570 You see, uh... 265 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:03,822 Uh... 266 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,074 Aborigines, well, like all God's creatures, 267 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,848 they just want the right to 268 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,555 roam across the earth and be left in peace. 269 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:17,857 It's that... 270 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:23,863 Oh, it's a king brown. 271 00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:25,952 Poisonous? 272 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,579 Oh, yeah. Deadly. 273 00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:29,915 Not bad eating, but always give me gas. 274 00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:34,541 Uh, listen, are there any more of those around? 275 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,606 Oh, maybe the odd one late at night. 276 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,880 But stick close to me, you'll be all right. 277 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,467 Yeah, you're probably right, a man should have an opinion. 278 00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:08,912 - I... Shh! - What? 279 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,125 Hmm. Thought I heard something. 280 00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,435 No, it's nothing. 281 00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:16,913 Good night. 282 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:45,590 Mick? 283 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,647 It's only me. 284 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,025 Dangerous bastards. 285 00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:26,694 It's those city cowboys. 286 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,993 What are you going to do? 287 00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:32,428 Nothing. Why? 288 00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:35,874 Why? They're shooting these poor kangaroos for fun. 289 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,713 There's no law against that. 290 00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:52,637 Keep your head down. 291 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,177 Stay here. 292 00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:59,974 Hey. Ah, I need a piss. 293 00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:05,545 I need a piss! 294 00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:07,398 Yeah, and a straighter rifle. 295 00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:10,192 You're as useless as tits on a bull, Duffy! 296 00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:17,265 Shh! Shut up, you guys. 297 00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:18,367 - Hey, Trevor. - What? 298 00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:20,268 Trevor, get the spotlight over here, mate. 299 00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:22,246 - Eh? - The spotlight! 300 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:24,480 Can't you see where you're aiming? 301 00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:25,833 Shut up! 302 00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:33,300 Not on me, you silly bugger, on the bushes. 303 00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:35,096 Hey... 304 00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:37,307 Hey, look at this big cheeky bugger. 305 00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:42,061 Hey! It's got a gun! 306 00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:47,566 Shit! 307 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:51,074 Get out of here! Get going! 308 00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:09,547 Whoo-hoo! 309 00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:12,213 Good one, skippy. 310 00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:13,153 Despite the rugged beauty of this land, 311 00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:17,260 there's a sort of strange emptiness about it. 312 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:21,160 A feeling of being so alone. 313 00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:23,159 Yeah, but you're not alone. 314 00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:24,493 I'm here, aren't I? 315 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:27,921 Yeah, but... 316 00:27:28,105 --> 00:27:30,022 I think I know how you must have felt... 317 00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:33,593 Or how I'd feel if I were out here alone. 318 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,921 You... Out here alone? 319 00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:37,381 That's a joke. 320 00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:39,675 A city girl like you... 321 00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:42,118 You wouldn't last five minutes, love. 322 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,846 This is man's country out here. 323 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,901 That's right. I'm only a sheila. 324 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:03,039 We're heading for that escarpment today, right? 325 00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:04,450 Yeah. 326 00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:06,414 Okay. 327 00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:08,128 See you there this afternoon. 328 00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:10,877 Hey! 329 00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:14,926 If you're gonna go, take the gun with you. 330 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:17,804 If you get into trouble, fire a couple of shots in the air. 331 00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:32,064 That's the dangerous end. 332 00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:44,915 So it is. 333 00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:56,133 Hmm. 334 00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:23,800 It's all right. It's over. 335 00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:31,015 Hey. Hey. 336 00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:35,471 I got you. I got you. 337 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:43,653 Is it dead? 338 00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:59,059 Well, if it isn't, I'm gonna have a hell of a job 339 00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:00,582 skinning the bastard. 340 00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:16,011 Well, you were right. 341 00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:18,871 Definitely no place for a city girl. 342 00:33:18,872 --> 00:33:20,349 Ah, I don't know. 343 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:24,585 From what Wal's told me, living in the city can be just as dangerous. 344 00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:26,609 Haven't you ever lived in a city? 345 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,357 Never been to a city. 346 00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:30,033 - You're kidding. - No. 347 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:32,243 Cities are crowded, right? 348 00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:35,826 If I went and lived in some city, I'd only make it worse. 349 00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:37,870 Here. Try this. 350 00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,773 Do you want me to have a look at that? 351 00:33:45,774 --> 00:33:46,982 It's just a scratch. 352 00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:48,901 Yeah, well, a scratch can turn septic out here. 353 00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:50,800 Give us a look. It's all right. 354 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,391 Shh. 355 00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:57,059 Now what? 356 00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:04,734 Oh, Christ. It's like living with Davy Crockett. 357 00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:12,609 Mick? 358 00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:18,789 Mick. 359 00:34:31,111 --> 00:34:32,820 Ah, Mick. 360 00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:34,488 You frightened shit out of me. 361 00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:36,574 So I ought to, mate. Sneaking up on a man 362 00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:38,928 when he's rendering first-aid to a lady. 363 00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:42,060 Ah. Is that what you were doing? 364 00:34:46,126 --> 00:34:47,167 It's all right. It's a mate of mine. 365 00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:49,020 Neville Bell. Sue Charlton. 366 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,564 G'day, Sue. 367 00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:56,987 What are you doing wandering around here in the scrub, Nev? 368 00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:59,790 I'm on my way to a corroboree over at the Jabba. 369 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:01,324 It's a bloody drag, 370 00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:04,669 but still my dad get angry if I don't show up. 371 00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:09,670 See, Nev's a real city boy, but his dad's a tribal elder. 372 00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:13,132 Oh, no. You can't take my photograph. 373 00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:17,473 Oh. I'm sorry. You believe it will take your spirit away. 374 00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:19,593 No. You got lens cap on. 375 00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:27,316 Crikey, Mick. I better get going. 376 00:35:29,419 --> 00:35:31,988 - Nice to meet you, Sue. - Bye, Nev. 377 00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:33,690 I'll catch up with you, Nev. 378 00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:35,825 What's happening? 379 00:35:37,427 --> 00:35:39,871 I better go with Nev and have a chat with the Pintinjarra. 380 00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:41,160 Oh, can I come? 381 00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:42,931 No way. 382 00:35:42,932 --> 00:35:45,251 Women are strictly taboo at these turnouts. 383 00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:50,131 How does he find his way in the dark? 384 00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:53,001 He thinks his way. 385 00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:56,388 A lot of people believe that they're telepathic. 386 00:35:56,696 --> 00:35:58,218 Ooh! 387 00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:00,391 Oh, I hate the bush. 388 00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:29,602 How did you know? 389 00:37:34,627 --> 00:37:35,944 Are you telepathic? 390 00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:40,616 Nah. Common sense. 391 00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:43,328 You're a woman. You're a reporter. 392 00:37:43,553 --> 00:37:45,997 That makes you the biggest busybody in the world. 393 00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:50,288 I can live with that. 394 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:56,166 That croc was gonna eat me alive. 395 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,262 Oh, I wouldn't hold that against him. 396 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:04,595 Same thought crossed my mind once or twice. 397 00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:12,978 Good night, Mick. 398 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:15,101 Hmm. 399 00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:19,314 Of course, it took me a week to crawl this far. 400 00:38:20,089 --> 00:38:21,799 I thought I was a goner. 401 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,119 Said to meself, "Mick, old son", 402 00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:26,242 "find yourself a nice, comfortable spot" 403 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,160 "and lay down and die." 404 00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:29,498 Weren't you afraid? 405 00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:31,034 Of dying? Nah. 406 00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:32,828 I read the Bible once. 407 00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:35,880 You know God and Jesus and all them apostles? 408 00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:39,092 They were all fishermen, just like me. 409 00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:42,178 Yep. Straight to heaven for Mick Dundee. 410 00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:46,632 Yep. 411 00:38:47,534 --> 00:38:49,181 Me and God... 412 00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:50,936 We'd be mates. 413 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:04,572 This is Echo Lake. 414 00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:08,329 I reckon this place saved me life. 415 00:39:13,059 --> 00:39:14,434 That's mineral water. 416 00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:15,912 Means no crocs. 417 00:39:16,938 --> 00:39:18,540 More tucker here than you could poke a stick at. 418 00:39:18,565 --> 00:39:19,757 Tucker? 419 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,843 Food. You hungry? 420 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,383 - Starving. - I'll get lunch. 421 00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:37,104 How do you like your goanna? Medium? Well done? 422 00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:39,565 You don't really expect me to eat that? 423 00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:42,105 Yeah, it's great. Here, try some of those yams. 424 00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:44,403 Try the grubs and the sugar ants. 425 00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:46,383 Just bite the end off. They're really sweet. 426 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,031 Black fellas love them. 427 00:39:53,141 --> 00:39:54,834 What about you? Aren't you having any? 428 00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:56,081 Me? 429 00:39:57,312 --> 00:39:58,584 Ah, Well... 430 00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:00,214 You can live on it... 431 00:40:01,149 --> 00:40:02,592 But it tastes like shit. 432 00:41:14,514 --> 00:41:15,831 Mick. 433 00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:17,958 When I go back, why don't you come with me? 434 00:41:18,226 --> 00:41:19,418 What for? 435 00:41:20,853 --> 00:41:23,581 Well, it would make a great wrap to the story... 436 00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:25,841 You in New York City. 437 00:41:27,694 --> 00:41:28,886 Oh. 438 00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:31,947 For a minute there I thought you were making a pass at me. 439 00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:33,675 Well, I might have been. 440 00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:39,397 Would you mind? 441 00:42:06,649 --> 00:42:07,966 Bloody Wally. 442 00:42:08,484 --> 00:42:10,360 He's only been here a dozen times. 443 00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:11,929 He's probably lost. 444 00:42:32,633 --> 00:42:34,406 Did you, uh... 445 00:42:35,678 --> 00:42:37,405 You got wind or something, Wal? 446 00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:48,670 I want Mick to come back to New York with me. 447 00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:50,884 Mick? In a big city? 448 00:42:51,152 --> 00:42:52,504 No chance. 449 00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:54,384 Paper would pay. 450 00:42:55,740 --> 00:43:00,220 Well, a man should broaden his horizons. 451 00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:08,645 Everything Okay? 452 00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:11,276 Oh, yeah. No worries. 453 00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:32,422 Jesus Christ! 454 00:43:57,927 --> 00:43:59,074 Sue! 455 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:01,781 Sue! 456 00:44:02,390 --> 00:44:03,537 Sue. 457 00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:05,293 G'day, mate! 458 00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:12,375 You look absolutely stunning. 459 00:44:16,112 --> 00:44:17,509 - Welcome home. - Thanks. 460 00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:19,719 Here, let me get this. 461 00:44:20,575 --> 00:44:21,847 Oh... 462 00:44:22,577 --> 00:44:24,411 Where's the man from the backwoods? 463 00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:27,080 Oh, God. We got separated in customs. 464 00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:28,248 He almost started a riot 465 00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:30,317 when they wanted to look through his suitcase. 466 00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:32,857 Ah, there he is. 467 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,153 So, that's Jungle Jim. 468 00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:11,271 New York City, Mr. Dundee. 469 00:45:11,459 --> 00:45:13,561 Home to seven million people. 470 00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:15,045 That's incredible. 471 00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:18,737 Imagine seven million people all wanting to live together. 472 00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:22,616 Yep. New York must be the friendliest place on earth. 473 00:45:36,984 --> 00:45:38,176 G'day! 474 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,382 Mick Dundee from Australia. How are you? 475 00:45:43,950 --> 00:45:45,427 I'm fine. How are you? I think... 476 00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:49,059 Good. Just came down for a couple of days. 477 00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:50,435 Probably see you around. 478 00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:53,434 Fine. We went from there... 479 00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:56,278 I don't know, I think... 480 00:46:16,565 --> 00:46:18,258 Thank you, Gus. 481 00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:24,928 - You'll take care of the luggage? - Yes, sir. 482 00:46:29,537 --> 00:46:30,934 That's it. 483 00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:35,750 Hey. Thanks for the lift, mate. 484 00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:37,148 No problem. 485 00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:38,312 What tribe are you, Gus? 486 00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:39,946 Tribe? 487 00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:42,233 Man, I ain't from no tribe. 488 00:46:42,341 --> 00:46:43,802 You're a black feller, aren't you? 489 00:46:44,552 --> 00:46:46,029 Last time I looked. 490 00:46:48,097 --> 00:46:50,575 No one in our tribe's got a flash car like this. 491 00:46:50,683 --> 00:46:52,456 You must be doing all right, eh? 492 00:46:58,941 --> 00:47:00,964 I'll get a cab back to the office. 493 00:47:01,110 --> 00:47:02,819 Do you want to eat somewhere special tonight? 494 00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,718 Well, I thought Tucano's would be nice. 495 00:47:04,739 --> 00:47:06,448 Tucano's. 7:30? 496 00:47:06,449 --> 00:47:07,846 Mmm. Great. 497 00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:09,851 - Bye. - Okay. 498 00:47:09,869 --> 00:47:11,346 Table for three. 499 00:47:41,692 --> 00:47:43,339 Sir? 500 00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:46,885 No worries. 501 00:48:03,130 --> 00:48:04,823 Well, what do you think? 502 00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:08,327 Oh, it's a bit rough, but I'll manage. 503 00:48:10,096 --> 00:48:12,574 Hey, how many of us are staying here? 504 00:48:12,973 --> 00:48:14,950 Just you. 505 00:48:14,975 --> 00:48:17,077 I've got my own apartment downtown. 506 00:48:27,822 --> 00:48:30,990 Oh, sorry, Mick Dundee. I didn't catch the name. 507 00:48:30,991 --> 00:48:33,560 - Angelo. - Pleased to meet you, Angelo. 508 00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:36,851 I got it. Here you go. 509 00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:43,112 Got to pay for the room in advance, have we? 510 00:48:43,421 --> 00:48:45,319 You're in m town now, trust me. 511 00:48:50,052 --> 00:48:53,998 Yeah. Can I get the direct dialing code for Australia? 512 00:49:01,856 --> 00:49:03,958 You should be comfortable. Everything's here. 513 00:49:04,066 --> 00:49:05,543 There's a TV if you get bored. 514 00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:07,128 Ah, television. 515 00:49:08,237 --> 00:49:10,965 Yeah, I saw that at Darkie Johnson's place years ago. 516 00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:20,266 Yep, that's what I saw. 517 00:49:23,544 --> 00:49:26,147 Right. Okay, thanks. 518 00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:31,759 So, I'm writing down Wally's number and my office number. 519 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,329 Hey, Sue, come here, look at this! 520 00:49:40,769 --> 00:49:42,963 Some nitwit's put two dunnies in here. 521 00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:46,000 One dunny, one bidet. 522 00:49:47,651 --> 00:49:49,298 - Bidet? - Mmm. 523 00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:54,099 It's for... After you... You know. 524 00:49:58,204 --> 00:49:59,851 You figure it out. 525 00:50:01,707 --> 00:50:03,150 See you at seven. 526 00:50:03,626 --> 00:50:04,727 Yeah. 527 00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:43,565 For washing your backside, right? 528 00:51:02,810 --> 00:51:04,082 G'day. 529 00:51:18,284 --> 00:51:19,556 G'day. 530 00:51:20,703 --> 00:51:21,975 G'day. 531 00:51:31,547 --> 00:51:33,069 - Hello. - G'day. 532 00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:35,571 G'day. 533 00:51:54,403 --> 00:51:55,675 Sorry. 534 00:51:58,741 --> 00:52:00,263 G'day. Ooops! 535 00:52:02,453 --> 00:52:03,645 Shit. 536 00:53:12,439 --> 00:53:14,883 - Take it easy, Mick. - Thanks, mate. 537 00:53:15,484 --> 00:53:16,836 - Ta. - Bye. 538 00:53:18,779 --> 00:53:20,847 - G'day. - Yes, sir. 539 00:53:34,670 --> 00:53:37,319 Good evening. Follow me, please. 540 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:43,112 - Hello. - Um. 541 00:53:43,804 --> 00:53:45,747 Sorry we're late. 542 00:53:45,764 --> 00:53:48,492 - Been waiting long? - Oh, I arrived early, 543 00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:51,018 eager to spend time with my girl. 544 00:53:51,019 --> 00:53:54,230 So, what are we drinking? Uh, two vodka martinis, 545 00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:56,107 and what's yours, crocodile? 546 00:53:56,108 --> 00:53:58,757 Yeah, I'll have two of those, and a beer, thanks. 547 00:53:59,695 --> 00:54:02,048 Could you send them through to our table, Matt? 548 00:54:07,411 --> 00:54:09,513 You have been here awhile. 549 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:11,690 Let's eat. 550 00:54:14,001 --> 00:54:15,960 Now this will be quite a novelty for you, Mick. 551 00:54:15,961 --> 00:54:19,782 Eating something without having to kill it first. 552 00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:21,859 Shall we? 553 00:54:22,843 --> 00:54:25,261 - Ah, Roberto. - Good evening, Mr. Mason. 554 00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:28,536 I can see you got some friends. Follow me, please. 555 00:54:34,354 --> 00:54:35,797 Thank you. 556 00:54:43,363 --> 00:54:47,434 You know I had almost forgotten what a sexy-looking lady you are. 557 00:54:47,993 --> 00:54:50,036 I'll gonna have to find a way of keeping you in town. 558 00:54:50,037 --> 00:54:51,871 Oh, I think we can work something out. 559 00:54:51,872 --> 00:54:53,098 Really? Yes, what? 560 00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:58,820 Listen, uh, you two should really be alone. 561 00:54:59,087 --> 00:55:02,191 Sorry, Mick. It's just that we haven't seen each other in six weeks. 562 00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:03,758 Well, that's all the more reason... 563 00:55:03,759 --> 00:55:06,928 Oh, there's no way I'd leave you alone on your first night in New York. 564 00:55:06,929 --> 00:55:09,282 Richard and I want you with us. 565 00:55:09,598 --> 00:55:11,371 Right. Absolutely. 566 00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:15,500 Ah, New York is no place for a country gent. 567 00:55:17,064 --> 00:55:20,691 I mean, ain't no crocodiles out there, but a fast-moving Chevy 568 00:55:20,692 --> 00:55:23,341 sure make a mess of you. 569 00:55:30,077 --> 00:55:31,804 What's your game? 570 00:55:34,122 --> 00:55:35,873 Great. I'm starving. 571 00:55:35,874 --> 00:55:38,102 Ha ha! Grazie, Roberto. 572 00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:51,199 Thank you. Um, perhaps I should order for all of us, right? 573 00:55:52,015 --> 00:55:54,600 I mean, I don't imagine that they have any... 574 00:55:54,601 --> 00:55:56,703 Kangaroo steak or possum grits! 575 00:55:57,104 --> 00:55:59,188 Oh, don't worry about Mick. 576 00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:02,066 He can make a gourmet meal out of just about anything. 577 00:56:02,067 --> 00:56:04,044 Even medium-rare goanna. 578 00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:07,113 It was great, wasn't it, eh? And what about the yams? 579 00:56:07,114 --> 00:56:09,808 Oh, yes. They were great. 580 00:56:11,618 --> 00:56:13,265 Well, that's... 581 00:56:14,580 --> 00:56:16,307 That's wonderful. 582 00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:19,898 As he's our guest, 583 00:56:20,294 --> 00:56:22,044 perhaps he'd like to order for all of us. 584 00:56:22,045 --> 00:56:24,443 Oh, wait a minute. I'll do that. 585 00:56:25,632 --> 00:56:27,826 No, it's... It's all right. 586 00:56:27,926 --> 00:56:29,653 I'll have a lash. 587 00:56:34,474 --> 00:56:36,576 - Italian, eh? - Yes. 588 00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:48,237 I don't know what you call it, but I'd like to look at that dish 589 00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:50,306 out there the big fat sheila's eating. 590 00:56:55,162 --> 00:56:56,514 Richard! 591 00:56:57,831 --> 00:56:59,103 He okay? 592 00:57:00,042 --> 00:57:02,110 Can't handle his drink, poor fella. 593 00:57:14,848 --> 00:57:16,515 He said you hit him. 594 00:57:16,516 --> 00:57:19,352 You're not in the pub at Walkabout Creek now. 595 00:57:19,353 --> 00:57:22,377 - He was being a pain. - That's beside the point. 596 00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:25,608 You're not serious about this lemon, are you? 597 00:57:25,609 --> 00:57:27,336 Butt out, Dundee! 598 00:57:28,028 --> 00:57:30,051 He had a little too much to drink. 599 00:57:30,238 --> 00:57:32,823 Richard is warm, caring, and I love him, okay? 600 00:57:32,824 --> 00:57:34,158 - Excuse me. - What? 601 00:57:34,159 --> 00:57:35,977 I think I'm going to throw up. 602 00:57:36,370 --> 00:57:37,471 God. 603 00:57:58,475 --> 00:58:01,124 - You want a hand? - No. I can handle it. 604 00:58:01,395 --> 00:58:02,792 I'm fine. 605 00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:08,901 Listen, we've got a busy day tomorrow, so get some sleep. 606 00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:10,128 I'll pick you up early. 607 00:58:10,404 --> 00:58:11,676 - Good night. - Good night. 608 00:58:20,622 --> 00:58:23,374 - I think you better take me to the boozer. - Boozer? 609 00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:25,227 Don't know that one. 610 00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:27,920 Pub. You know, somewhere to get a drink. 611 00:58:27,921 --> 00:58:31,366 - Want to join me? - I just finished my shift. Why not? 612 00:58:32,467 --> 00:58:35,094 - Fancy a drink, do you? - You kidding? I'm Italian. 613 00:58:35,095 --> 00:58:38,290 I'd drink you under the table any day, my friend. 614 00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:40,792 Well, that could be interesting. 615 00:58:50,277 --> 00:58:53,176 No, I'm not putting down your black widow spider, 616 00:58:54,031 --> 00:58:57,324 but the funnel-web spider can kill a man in eight seconds, 617 00:58:57,325 --> 00:58:58,426 just by looking at him. 618 00:59:01,955 --> 00:59:04,206 Of course, the real danger down there is the sharks, though, 619 00:59:04,207 --> 00:59:06,333 the big ones, you know, like Jaws? 620 00:59:06,334 --> 00:59:08,627 I caught one down there about three weeks ago. 621 00:59:08,628 --> 00:59:10,901 Got it opened. Know what we found inside it? 622 00:59:11,131 --> 00:59:13,359 Three Filipino fishermen... 623 00:59:13,467 --> 00:59:15,801 - Still in their boat. - Hey, buzzy! 624 00:59:15,802 --> 00:59:18,200 Come on over, meet this guy from Australia. 625 00:59:19,806 --> 00:59:22,125 Hey, my man, what's happening? 626 00:59:22,684 --> 00:59:24,127 Uh, where? 627 00:59:24,478 --> 00:59:26,455 What's goin' down, bro? 628 00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:30,630 Goin' down? Ah, yeah. Just blowing the froth off a couple. 629 00:59:31,151 --> 00:59:33,424 All right! Hang loose, my man. 630 00:59:34,946 --> 00:59:37,765 - Flat out like a lizard drinking. - Say what? 631 00:59:39,534 --> 00:59:40,760 What? 632 00:59:47,334 --> 00:59:48,777 He's cool. 633 00:59:49,044 --> 00:59:51,112 Yeah. I'm cool. I'm cool. 634 00:59:59,888 --> 01:00:01,222 All right! 635 01:00:01,223 --> 01:00:02,745 All right! 636 01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:06,685 He's a nice fellow. 637 01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:09,480 Here's my little Italian mate, Danny. 638 01:00:09,481 --> 01:00:11,690 Just in time to buy another round, too, mate. 639 01:00:11,691 --> 01:00:13,109 What are you drinking, Gwendoline? 640 01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:16,946 Ah, no more for me. Thanks, Mick. I must be getting on home. 641 01:00:16,947 --> 01:00:18,139 Oh. 642 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:20,843 Where's, uh... Where's home, sweetie? 643 01:00:21,076 --> 01:00:22,827 Just around the corner. 644 01:00:22,828 --> 01:00:25,287 I have a little place where I live all by my lonesome. 645 01:00:25,288 --> 01:00:26,455 Not now. 646 01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:28,809 - Most of the time, that is. - Oh. 647 01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:31,001 Must, uh... 648 01:00:31,002 --> 01:00:32,586 Must get a bit lonely, eh? 649 01:00:32,587 --> 01:00:34,713 Hanker for a bit of, uh, male company? 650 01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:36,282 Do I ever. 651 01:00:37,425 --> 01:00:38,592 Hey, come here. 652 01:00:38,593 --> 01:00:40,636 Uh, excuse me, Gwendoline. 653 01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:42,455 Don't go away, love. 654 01:00:45,433 --> 01:00:47,226 I have been trying to tell you all night. 655 01:00:47,227 --> 01:00:49,750 That girl, she's a guy. 656 01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:51,021 Huh? 657 01:00:51,022 --> 01:00:53,341 A man dressed up as a girl. 658 01:00:54,609 --> 01:00:55,693 Nah. 659 01:00:55,694 --> 01:00:58,422 A fag, for Christ's sakes! 660 01:01:01,908 --> 01:01:03,351 I swear. 661 01:01:17,549 --> 01:01:18,883 Oh! 662 01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:22,219 Hey... That was a guy. 663 01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:25,055 A guy dressed up like a sheila. Look at that. 664 01:01:25,056 --> 01:01:27,433 Hey, you all knew, you pack of bastards. 665 01:01:28,643 --> 01:01:30,370 Hey! Ah! 666 01:01:37,819 --> 01:01:40,279 Where the hell did I leave the cab? 667 01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:41,697 Don't know. 668 01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:44,158 You wait here until I go look for it, mate. 669 01:01:44,159 --> 01:01:45,806 Righto, mate. 670 01:02:09,809 --> 01:02:11,411 G'day, girls. 671 01:02:11,811 --> 01:02:13,913 Mick Dundee from Australia. 672 01:02:14,689 --> 01:02:17,087 Looking for a good time, honey? 673 01:02:17,234 --> 01:02:19,553 Always looking for a good time. 674 01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:30,496 Are either of you ladies attached or married or anything like that? 675 01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:33,916 No. We're both single ladies. 676 01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:42,610 This is Karla. I'm Simone. Where you from, honey? 677 01:02:44,469 --> 01:02:47,388 I'm from Walkabout Creek in the Northern Territory. 678 01:02:47,389 --> 01:02:49,116 You probably don't know where that is. 679 01:02:50,725 --> 01:02:53,123 Hey. I do. 680 01:02:53,478 --> 01:02:56,021 You're the guy I've been reading about in the paper, 681 01:02:56,022 --> 01:02:57,356 the "Crocodile Man." 682 01:02:57,357 --> 01:02:59,233 I've been reading about him in the paper. 683 01:02:59,234 --> 01:03:01,110 He's like a regular Tarzan. 684 01:03:01,111 --> 01:03:04,306 Wrestles crocodiles, eats snakes. 685 01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:09,219 Is this your first trip to New York? 686 01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:14,937 First trip anywhere. 687 01:03:15,041 --> 01:03:16,083 Well, hell. 688 01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:18,711 We might just have to give you one for free. 689 01:03:20,755 --> 01:03:21,981 Yeah. 690 01:03:24,384 --> 01:03:25,736 One what? 691 01:03:31,516 --> 01:03:32,617 Huh. 692 01:03:35,103 --> 01:03:39,440 Ah, maybe we could take in a movie or, you know, go to a dance or... 693 01:03:39,441 --> 01:03:41,760 Hey, girls, girls. 694 01:03:42,527 --> 01:03:45,237 Are we working tonight or are we socializing? 695 01:03:45,238 --> 01:03:46,590 Hey, pal. 696 01:03:48,074 --> 01:03:51,769 I was just talking to the ladies and making a bit of progress. 697 01:03:52,078 --> 01:03:56,024 Are you going to talk all night, my man, or you going to screw one of them? 698 01:04:03,506 --> 01:04:05,007 Listen, I'm sorry about that, 699 01:04:05,008 --> 01:04:08,078 but if you stand around out the front of a place like this, 700 01:04:08,094 --> 01:04:09,678 you're going to hear that kind of bad language. 701 01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:11,847 I should've been home hours ago. 702 01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:13,200 Nice chatting to you, ladies. 703 01:04:14,768 --> 01:04:16,935 Hey, come on, Dan. You're in no condition to drive. 704 01:04:16,936 --> 01:04:18,538 Hop in, mate. 705 01:04:21,441 --> 01:04:23,859 That's why you have so many accidents over here... 706 01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:26,054 The steering wheel's on the wrong side of the car. 707 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:38,892 Get out of the way, dopey! 708 01:04:40,752 --> 01:04:43,731 Get on the right side of the road, you pelican! 709 01:04:56,476 --> 01:04:58,704 If I give my heart to you 710 01:05:00,271 --> 01:05:02,920 Then I'll have none and you'll have two 711 01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:30,447 Señor Mick? 712 01:05:30,802 --> 01:05:31,885 Ah. 713 01:05:31,886 --> 01:05:34,080 The towels for Señor Mick. 714 01:05:34,222 --> 01:05:36,120 Is that you, Rosita? 715 01:05:36,516 --> 01:05:39,268 Just leave the spare towels on the bed, will you? 716 01:05:39,269 --> 01:05:41,167 Muchas gracias, love. 717 01:05:43,189 --> 01:05:44,836 Si, Señor Mick. 718 01:06:00,290 --> 01:06:01,373 Struth! 719 01:06:01,374 --> 01:06:03,442 Um... Hey, listen, uh... 720 01:06:04,377 --> 01:06:05,979 Rosita, uh... 721 01:06:06,129 --> 01:06:08,005 I was only being friendly. 722 01:06:08,006 --> 01:06:10,048 You know, I didn't mean, um... 723 01:06:10,049 --> 01:06:12,652 Your towels, Señor Mick. 724 01:06:13,219 --> 01:06:14,571 Oh. Phew. 725 01:06:21,728 --> 01:06:23,437 For a minute there, um... 726 01:06:23,438 --> 01:06:25,506 Room service took on a whole new meaning. 727 01:06:57,096 --> 01:06:58,869 One dog, please. 728 01:07:01,643 --> 01:07:06,414 With chili, onions, sauerkraut, and some peppers. 729 01:07:12,278 --> 01:07:13,880 There you go. 730 01:07:13,947 --> 01:07:15,219 You eat that? 731 01:07:15,490 --> 01:07:19,385 Well, you know, you can live on it, but it tastes like shit. 732 01:07:48,856 --> 01:07:50,549 My bag! 733 01:07:51,150 --> 01:07:52,234 Somebody stop him! 734 01:07:52,235 --> 01:07:53,757 Thief! Thief! 735 01:08:41,075 --> 01:08:42,618 Hey, Mick! 736 01:08:42,619 --> 01:08:44,995 How you doing, baby? It's me, Simone! 737 01:08:44,996 --> 01:08:46,496 Oh, yeah, Simone. 738 01:08:46,497 --> 01:08:47,706 Having a good time? 739 01:08:47,707 --> 01:08:49,150 As always. 740 01:08:51,961 --> 01:08:53,404 Nice girl. 741 01:08:54,255 --> 01:08:55,422 Thoughtful, too... 742 01:08:55,423 --> 01:08:57,525 - Dancing with her father. - Hmm. 743 01:08:57,550 --> 01:08:58,842 You'll have to overcome this 744 01:08:58,843 --> 01:09:01,162 - country boy shyness, Dundee. - Hi. 745 01:09:01,262 --> 01:09:02,454 Yeah. 746 01:09:02,972 --> 01:09:05,245 Oh, there's someone I want you to meet. 747 01:09:09,062 --> 01:09:11,396 Ah! Sue, darling! You're back. 748 01:09:11,397 --> 01:09:13,440 How wonderful. 749 01:09:13,441 --> 01:09:14,608 Fran, how are you? 750 01:09:14,609 --> 01:09:16,552 Couldn't be better. 751 01:09:17,528 --> 01:09:20,507 Tell me, who's the new man? 752 01:09:20,823 --> 01:09:23,325 This is the man I'm writing about, Mick Dundee. 753 01:09:23,326 --> 01:09:24,643 Oh! 754 01:09:25,745 --> 01:09:28,018 Something the matter, darling? 755 01:09:29,207 --> 01:09:30,749 Oh! 756 01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:32,959 Hi. Pleased to meet you. 757 01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:35,438 It's okay. He's Australian. 758 01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:39,818 Maybe I'd better go there someday. 759 01:09:40,551 --> 01:09:43,095 Oh, darling, I'm so glad you could come. 760 01:09:43,096 --> 01:09:44,539 Excuse me. 761 01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:51,337 Ah. Just making sure. 762 01:09:52,271 --> 01:09:53,438 Right. 763 01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:55,041 I'll get us a drink. 764 01:10:36,482 --> 01:10:38,129 It's good shit. 765 01:11:32,205 --> 01:11:34,524 What's up, pal? Got a blocked nose, have you? 766 01:11:35,416 --> 01:11:37,109 Blocked nose. Right. 767 01:11:37,251 --> 01:11:39,031 There's a better way of doing it than that. 768 01:11:39,545 --> 01:11:41,238 Better way, huh? 769 01:11:42,757 --> 01:11:43,983 Yep. 770 01:11:46,219 --> 01:11:48,011 It's the way we do it back home. 771 01:11:48,012 --> 01:11:50,035 It really fixes us up. 772 01:12:00,942 --> 01:12:02,965 Now, boil the water, 773 01:12:04,779 --> 01:12:06,404 get the steam going. Right. 774 01:12:06,405 --> 01:12:08,599 Put your face right over that. 775 01:12:08,908 --> 01:12:11,978 And the old tea towel over your scalp. 776 01:12:12,745 --> 01:12:14,204 Put your head right down onto that. 777 01:12:14,205 --> 01:12:16,307 Breathe it in real deep. 778 01:12:17,416 --> 01:12:19,836 Ten minutes of that, you'll be clear as a bell. No worries. 779 01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:24,232 Get into it. 780 01:12:32,431 --> 01:12:33,657 That will do it. 781 01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:39,104 You know, Mick, that was probably 782 01:12:39,105 --> 01:12:41,273 a couple hundred dollars' worth of cocaine. 783 01:12:43,025 --> 01:12:44,502 What's that? 784 01:12:44,652 --> 01:12:47,005 Oh. It's a drug. You sniff it. 785 01:12:47,989 --> 01:12:49,386 What for? 786 01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:51,718 Well, to get a buzz. 787 01:12:54,370 --> 01:12:56,438 What, like shoving a blowfly up your nose? 788 01:13:10,136 --> 01:13:12,364 Got the photo, Mick. 789 01:13:12,471 --> 01:13:13,993 I look great. 790 01:13:14,140 --> 01:13:15,742 Yeah. 791 01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:17,915 Ida sends love. 792 01:13:18,311 --> 01:13:20,630 Wait a minute. Donk wants to have a word to you. 793 01:13:21,564 --> 01:13:23,632 Mick! Get stuffed! 794 01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:26,359 Very good. 795 01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:29,279 How you getting on with the New Yorkers, Mick? 796 01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:30,822 Oh, bonzer people. 797 01:13:30,823 --> 01:13:34,052 Friendly, full of beans, but, uh, a bit weird. 798 01:13:34,452 --> 01:13:37,101 Well, that's the joys of traveling. 799 01:13:37,538 --> 01:13:39,436 Uh. When are you coming home, mate? 800 01:13:39,498 --> 01:13:42,477 Well, if you can manage, Wal, I'd like to stay a while. 801 01:13:42,668 --> 01:13:45,442 Oh, yeah. No troubles at all. 802 01:13:45,630 --> 01:13:49,451 Wouldn't have anything to do with a certain lady writer, would it? 803 01:13:49,675 --> 01:13:51,635 Yeah, well, 804 01:13:51,636 --> 01:13:53,955 to start with, she's a better kisser than Donk. 805 01:13:54,221 --> 01:13:56,744 You little beauty. 806 01:13:57,183 --> 01:13:58,626 Keep in touch. 807 01:13:58,768 --> 01:14:01,291 Yeah. No worries, Wal. Ta-ta. 808 01:14:03,981 --> 01:14:05,815 Come on, Wal, what'd he say? 809 01:14:05,816 --> 01:14:08,234 Well, he wants to stay there a little while longer. 810 01:14:08,235 --> 01:14:10,303 He wants me to take care of things here. 811 01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:24,352 You got a light, buddy? 812 01:14:24,710 --> 01:14:27,689 Yeah. Sure, kid. There you go. 813 01:14:28,547 --> 01:14:30,149 And your wallet. 814 01:14:31,509 --> 01:14:34,078 Mick, give him your wallet. 815 01:14:34,261 --> 01:14:36,989 - What for? - He's got a knife. 816 01:14:37,223 --> 01:14:40,418 That's not a knife. 817 01:14:43,604 --> 01:14:44,956 That's a knife. 818 01:14:52,113 --> 01:14:53,214 Shit! 819 01:14:58,911 --> 01:15:01,855 Just kids having fun. Are you all right? 820 01:15:02,081 --> 01:15:04,416 I'm always all right when I'm with you, Dundee. 821 01:15:04,417 --> 01:15:06,895 God, that sounds corny. 822 01:15:08,087 --> 01:15:11,316 Why do you always make me feel like Jane in a Tarzan comic? 823 01:15:59,597 --> 01:16:01,931 That's what we ran while you were down under. 824 01:16:01,932 --> 01:16:04,751 Sorry. Can't seem to get my mind in gear. 825 01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:12,776 Sue, when you were away, 826 01:16:12,777 --> 01:16:15,926 I, uh... I did some thinking. 827 01:16:17,865 --> 01:16:20,434 It's time I made some concrete plans. 828 01:16:20,618 --> 01:16:21,993 Are you building a freeway 829 01:16:21,994 --> 01:16:24,847 or proposing to the finest catch in New York state? 830 01:16:25,122 --> 01:16:27,816 Hello, young lady. Been reading your articles. 831 01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:29,709 It seems you've been tripping all over the world, 832 01:16:29,710 --> 01:16:31,778 enjoying yourself at our expense. 833 01:16:32,379 --> 01:16:34,902 Well, I'd like to think you're getting your money's worth. 834 01:16:37,051 --> 01:16:38,510 Hi, Dad. 835 01:16:38,511 --> 01:16:40,784 You got a kiss for the old man? 836 01:16:46,477 --> 01:16:48,625 Thank God you're home safe. 837 01:16:49,396 --> 01:16:50,855 Have you told Sue about Sunday? 838 01:16:50,856 --> 01:16:52,398 Oh, I was just about to. 839 01:16:52,399 --> 01:16:55,193 You're coming out to the weekend house for a welcome home dinner. 840 01:16:55,194 --> 01:16:57,028 But, right now, I want Richard to explain 841 01:16:57,029 --> 01:16:58,696 how he runs this newspaper better than I do 842 01:16:58,697 --> 01:17:00,344 when I'm away. 843 01:17:00,366 --> 01:17:04,141 By all means, bring along this, uh, Crocodile Dundee. 844 01:17:04,245 --> 01:17:06,063 Him, I've got to meet. 845 01:17:40,906 --> 01:17:43,658 I thought you said your dad sells newspapers. 846 01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:44,784 Oh, well... 847 01:17:44,785 --> 01:17:46,887 He sells a lot of newspapers. 848 01:18:09,101 --> 01:18:10,544 Thank you, Gus. 849 01:18:16,275 --> 01:18:18,423 Oh, hell. The dogs are out. 850 01:18:19,612 --> 01:18:20,759 Mick. 851 01:19:07,952 --> 01:19:11,101 Nice to see you again, Miss. Mr. Mason. 852 01:19:11,455 --> 01:19:13,665 Good to see you looking so fit and well. 853 01:19:13,666 --> 01:19:15,518 Simpson, Mr. Dundee. 854 01:19:16,794 --> 01:19:18,771 Nice to meet you, Simo. 855 01:19:22,341 --> 01:19:23,613 Call me Mick. 856 01:19:24,051 --> 01:19:25,277 Mick. 857 01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:27,512 Ahem. Your father's expecting you, Miss. 858 01:19:27,513 --> 01:19:29,490 He's waiting with his guests in the lounge. 859 01:19:42,194 --> 01:19:43,762 Oh, excuse me. 860 01:19:46,115 --> 01:19:48,183 - Hi, pumpkin. - Hi, Dad. 861 01:19:48,867 --> 01:19:50,935 - Richard. - Good to see you. 862 01:19:51,704 --> 01:19:53,579 And this of course is Mr. Dundee. 863 01:19:53,580 --> 01:19:54,706 Yep. 864 01:19:54,707 --> 01:19:57,327 I believe I'm deeply in your debt for saving my daughter's life. 865 01:19:58,210 --> 01:20:00,938 Well, um... Buy me a cold beer, and we'll call it quits. 866 01:20:03,549 --> 01:20:04,882 Nice joint you got here. 867 01:20:04,883 --> 01:20:07,218 Well, it keeps the rain off our heads. 868 01:20:07,219 --> 01:20:09,242 Come. I want you to meet some people. 869 01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:11,327 Patricia, a drink for Mr. Dundee. 870 01:20:12,725 --> 01:20:14,577 Oh, my God, look who's here. 871 01:20:15,311 --> 01:20:17,770 - My Dawn. - How are you? 872 01:20:17,771 --> 01:20:20,231 Dorothy and Wendell Wainwright. From Australia. 873 01:20:20,232 --> 01:20:21,816 - Oh. - Nice to meet you, Wendell. 874 01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:23,651 Mick. Have a drink. 875 01:20:23,652 --> 01:20:24,736 Thank you. 876 01:20:24,737 --> 01:20:27,260 Are you involved in cattle, Mr. Dundee? 877 01:20:27,906 --> 01:20:29,240 Yeah. Mostly buffaloes. 878 01:20:29,241 --> 01:20:31,139 - Oh. - Do you breed them? 879 01:20:31,410 --> 01:20:33,077 No, I just toss them. 880 01:20:33,078 --> 01:20:35,351 And how are you finding New York? 881 01:20:35,914 --> 01:20:38,166 - Bit of a lunatic asylum, eh? - Oh. 882 01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:39,959 That's why I love it, 'cause I fit right in. 883 01:20:42,129 --> 01:20:45,048 if you'll excuse me, I'd like Mick to say hello to Senator Manly. 884 01:20:45,049 --> 01:20:46,742 That's a good idea. 885 01:20:46,884 --> 01:20:48,736 - It was nice meeting you. - See you later. 886 01:20:50,429 --> 01:20:52,638 Seems like a personable fellow. 887 01:20:52,639 --> 01:20:53,991 What a strange gentleman. 888 01:20:54,099 --> 01:20:55,542 Nice people. 889 01:20:55,559 --> 01:20:58,708 Dorothy's fine now, but she used to be really uptight. 890 01:20:59,605 --> 01:21:00,897 What happened? 891 01:21:00,898 --> 01:21:02,545 She found a wonderful shrink. 892 01:21:03,942 --> 01:21:05,464 Psychiatrist. 893 01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:10,433 I shouldn't have made that crack about the lunatic asylum. 894 01:21:12,993 --> 01:21:14,327 Didn't know she was nuts. 895 01:21:14,328 --> 01:21:16,681 Of course, she's not nuts. 896 01:21:17,373 --> 01:21:20,625 People go to a psychiatrist to talk about their problems. 897 01:21:20,626 --> 01:21:22,668 She just needed to unload them. 898 01:21:22,669 --> 01:21:24,712 You know, bring them out in the open. 899 01:21:24,713 --> 01:21:26,315 Hasn't she got any mates? 900 01:21:26,965 --> 01:21:30,160 You're right. Guess we could all use more mates. 901 01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:33,573 I suppose you don't have any shrinks at Walkabout Creek? 902 01:21:34,431 --> 01:21:37,250 No. Back there, if you got a problem, you tell Wally. 903 01:21:37,309 --> 01:21:39,185 And he tells everyone in town, 904 01:21:39,186 --> 01:21:41,505 brings it out in the open, no more problem. 905 01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:45,358 Richard! You could make it this evening. 906 01:21:45,359 --> 01:21:46,651 Wendell, good to see you. 907 01:21:46,652 --> 01:21:48,236 And I don't believe I know your daughter. 908 01:21:48,237 --> 01:21:49,737 - Oh, stop it! - Oh, Richard! 909 01:22:01,417 --> 01:22:03,064 Ladies and gentlemen. 910 01:22:03,627 --> 01:22:06,355 Friends. Welcome home, Sue. 911 01:22:11,927 --> 01:22:15,346 As... As you can see, we're all glad to have you back. 912 01:22:15,347 --> 01:22:17,120 Of course, no one more than I. 913 01:22:17,891 --> 01:22:20,335 I guess everyone in this room 914 01:22:21,019 --> 01:22:23,542 knows how this beautiful lady and I I feel about each other. 915 01:22:26,024 --> 01:22:27,967 Sue's come back to us, 916 01:22:28,235 --> 01:22:31,134 delivered, literally, out of the jaws of death 917 01:22:31,238 --> 01:22:34,433 by our new-found friend, Mr. Michael J. Dundee. 918 01:22:36,577 --> 01:22:39,305 A man... A man to whom I am doubly indebted. 919 01:22:39,329 --> 01:22:42,290 Of course, not only did he bring back to me the woman that I love, 920 01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:43,958 but he managed to increase the circulation 921 01:22:43,959 --> 01:22:45,527 of the newspaper in the process. 922 01:22:47,337 --> 01:22:50,316 You know, uh... Sam said to me earlier, 923 01:22:50,716 --> 01:22:51,841 "You're her editor." 924 01:22:51,842 --> 01:22:55,052 "Can't you stop her from taking all these dangerous assignments?" 925 01:22:55,053 --> 01:22:58,055 Well, quite obviously, I have not had a great deal of success 926 01:22:58,056 --> 01:22:59,999 influencing her as her editor. 927 01:23:00,392 --> 01:23:03,211 Perhaps I'll have more success as her husband. 928 01:23:04,730 --> 01:23:07,333 - If she'll have me. - Oh, Richard. 929 01:23:30,714 --> 01:23:32,066 Congratulations. 930 01:23:32,674 --> 01:23:34,868 It's a pleasure having you here to share this. 931 01:23:36,929 --> 01:23:38,429 Well done. Well done. 932 01:23:38,430 --> 01:23:41,454 Thank you very much. I couldn't have done it without your help. 933 01:23:42,768 --> 01:23:44,461 Sweetheart? 934 01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:02,054 I'll get in the back, Gus. 935 01:24:20,138 --> 01:24:22,240 To the hotel, Mick? 936 01:24:22,641 --> 01:24:25,415 Yeah, Gus, by way of a liquor store. 937 01:24:30,774 --> 01:24:32,467 For medicinal purposes. 938 01:24:35,195 --> 01:24:36,717 Thanks, mate. 939 01:24:58,885 --> 01:25:01,204 Hey, you take care, now. 940 01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:23,719 Hey, buddy. 941 01:25:27,039 --> 01:25:28,686 Get it into you, pop. 942 01:25:28,874 --> 01:25:31,523 God bless you. You saved my life, really. 943 01:25:42,387 --> 01:25:43,830 Hey, Simone. 944 01:25:49,478 --> 01:25:50,704 You want some action? 945 01:25:52,230 --> 01:25:54,924 Uh, I thought you were somebody else. 946 01:25:57,069 --> 01:25:59,028 Well, if it ain't the man who don't like 947 01:25:59,029 --> 01:26:01,552 bad fucking language in front of ladies. 948 01:26:03,075 --> 01:26:04,677 What's the matter, Aussie boy? 949 01:26:04,701 --> 01:26:06,849 You going to make like a kangaroo and hop away? 950 01:26:28,684 --> 01:26:30,457 Time for a little tap dance. 951 01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:03,118 You okay, Mick? 952 01:27:03,969 --> 01:27:06,242 Oh, yeah, Gus. No worries. 953 01:27:06,638 --> 01:27:08,581 I was just getting on top of them. 954 01:27:20,152 --> 01:27:22,194 You sure you're not Pintinjarra tribe? 955 01:27:22,195 --> 01:27:24,989 No, man. Harlem Warlords. 956 01:27:26,116 --> 01:27:27,968 I knew you were tribal. 957 01:27:36,877 --> 01:27:38,945 Mick Dundee's room, please. 958 01:27:54,394 --> 01:27:56,687 I'm sorry. He's still not answering. 959 01:27:56,688 --> 01:27:59,962 Uh, he called down this morning to say he was checking out today. 960 01:28:00,025 --> 01:28:02,344 We're going to miss him around here. 961 01:28:02,402 --> 01:28:03,719 Thanks. 962 01:28:13,538 --> 01:28:14,935 Thank you, sir. 963 01:28:23,882 --> 01:28:25,216 G'day, Irving. How are you, mate? 964 01:28:25,217 --> 01:28:27,991 Oh, yeah. I wouldn't be dead for dollars. 965 01:28:28,386 --> 01:28:29,470 Close. 966 01:28:29,471 --> 01:28:31,790 Are you leaving us, Mick? You going back home? 967 01:28:32,724 --> 01:28:34,997 Ah, no. I thought I'd go Walkabout. 968 01:28:35,352 --> 01:28:36,544 Huh? 969 01:28:36,895 --> 01:28:39,168 Wander around, take a look at America. 970 01:28:39,815 --> 01:28:41,007 For how long? 971 01:28:41,775 --> 01:28:43,502 Long as it takes. 972 01:28:43,819 --> 01:28:45,421 What's the quickest way out of town? 973 01:28:46,112 --> 01:28:47,738 Well, if you're looking for adventure, 974 01:28:47,739 --> 01:28:49,573 there's a subway two blocks that way. 975 01:28:49,574 --> 01:28:51,575 It'll take you to Grand Central Station. 976 01:28:51,576 --> 01:28:53,223 That'll do. Uh... 977 01:28:53,912 --> 01:28:56,356 Have a nice day, Oiving. 978 01:28:56,915 --> 01:28:59,109 Uh, no worries, mate. 979 01:29:28,321 --> 01:29:29,638 - Morning, Miss. - Morning. 980 01:29:29,990 --> 01:29:31,842 Are you sure you know what you're doing? 981 01:29:33,118 --> 01:29:35,452 No, but it will come to me. 982 01:29:35,453 --> 01:29:38,038 Incidentally, Miss, if you're looking for Crocodile Mick, 983 01:29:38,039 --> 01:29:39,561 he's gone walkabout. 984 01:29:40,417 --> 01:29:41,939 I don't suppose you know where? 985 01:29:42,294 --> 01:29:44,920 Yeah. He's headed for the subway two blocks down. 986 01:29:44,921 --> 01:29:46,364 You'd better hurry. 987 01:29:46,798 --> 01:29:48,195 Mind this for me. 988 01:29:57,726 --> 01:29:58,873 Oh, Christ. 989 01:31:19,432 --> 01:31:21,330 Hey, lady, where you going? 990 01:31:21,893 --> 01:31:23,894 If you want to play, why don't you play with me? 991 01:31:31,027 --> 01:31:32,344 Mick! 992 01:31:32,404 --> 01:31:33,972 Mick Dundee! 993 01:31:35,699 --> 01:31:38,518 - Ooowweee! - What's up, lady? 994 01:31:39,452 --> 01:31:41,620 I got to talk to that man down the end. 995 01:31:41,621 --> 01:31:42,938 The one in the black hat. 996 01:31:47,252 --> 01:31:48,353 Hey! 997 01:31:52,590 --> 01:31:55,785 Lady here wants to talk to the guy in the black hat! 998 01:31:57,846 --> 01:31:59,914 Hey, fella! 999 01:32:00,306 --> 01:32:01,953 You in the hat! 1000 01:32:02,225 --> 01:32:04,578 The lady down the end wants to see you! 1001 01:32:06,479 --> 01:32:07,671 What does she want? 1002 01:32:09,566 --> 01:32:10,963 What does she want? 1003 01:32:11,609 --> 01:32:13,131 What do you want? 1004 01:32:14,863 --> 01:32:17,261 Tell him not to leave. 1005 01:32:17,699 --> 01:32:20,052 I'm not going to marry Richard. 1006 01:32:23,163 --> 01:32:27,018 Tell him don't leave. She's not going to marry Richard. 1007 01:32:29,252 --> 01:32:31,730 Don't leave. I'm not going to marry Richard. 1008 01:32:34,966 --> 01:32:36,113 Why not? 1009 01:32:36,468 --> 01:32:38,036 I don't know. 1010 01:32:38,344 --> 01:32:39,570 Why not? 1011 01:32:40,805 --> 01:32:41,906 Why not? 1012 01:32:44,184 --> 01:32:46,286 Tell him I love him. 1013 01:32:46,811 --> 01:32:48,584 I love you! 1014 01:32:50,231 --> 01:32:51,753 I love ya! 1015 01:32:54,194 --> 01:32:56,717 I love ya! I love ya! 1016 01:32:57,864 --> 01:32:59,591 She loves me. 1017 01:32:59,991 --> 01:33:01,092 Well? 1018 01:33:01,242 --> 01:33:03,219 Um, tell her I... 1019 01:33:03,411 --> 01:33:05,184 I'll tell her meself. I'm coming through. 1020 01:33:06,164 --> 01:33:07,607 He's coming through! 1021 01:33:07,832 --> 01:33:09,275 He's coming through! 1022 01:33:14,130 --> 01:33:16,779 It's too crowded. We're jammed in like sheep. 1023 01:33:17,300 --> 01:33:18,822 Up, up, up. 1024 01:33:20,261 --> 01:33:21,783 Coming through!